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iamtallandthin:

iamtallandthin:

iamtallandthin:

iamtallandthin:

there is a car called the wiener mobile right outside my car righ thits second

please look at htis i’m going to get a picture with it righ tnow

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thsi is the best day of my life

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this is the best day of my life

1 day ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 56,616 notes

yelled:

me attempting to reach the goals I’ve set in life

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1 day ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 78,852 notes

sean-codyvevo:

Just because I’m gay…

FINALLY SOMEONE DISMISSES THESE AWFUL GAY STEREOTYPES

3 days ago on August 27th, 2014 | J | 125,008 notes
irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense

irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense

3 days ago on August 27th, 2014 | J | 239,363 notes

wuhtver:

If you don’t think these are the greatest than you’re lying

3 days ago on August 27th, 2014 | J | 71,001 notes

keelah-kawaii:

leonmcgann:

getting annoyed after illegally downloading music when it turns out to be bad quality

3 days ago on August 27th, 2014 | J | 289,238 notes

batmansymbol:

iamscienceside:

batmansymbol:

science side of tumblr please explain why ice water tastes better than regular water

Because ice is water, and water is water. So if you put ice in water, it’s like… double water.

god damn it science side of tumblr

3 days ago on August 27th, 2014 | J | 128,580 notes

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

kirk-:

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

what does rofl stand for

rise our father lucifer

thanks

3 days ago on August 27th, 2014 | J | 236,760 notes

astoundingbeyondbelief:

panicsshadow:

astoundingbeyondbelief:

A list of the Nerf products associated with a member of the MCU Avengers.

Cuz logically wtf would a toy for the Black Widow be? A fucking belt? A red wig??

Logically she uses guns. A lot. Most Nerf products look like guns. This is by far the thinnest excuse I’ve seen in the notes of this post.

3 days ago on August 27th, 2014 | J | 445 notes

wholocked-in-221-b:

theroguefeminist:

cringing:

birdvswindowpane:

unfriendlyjewishhottie:

themaskednegro:

fuckedupgal:

themodifiedlife:

ndnickerson:

because it helps to remember this every now and then.

Also did anybody else notice that they removed the “Elton John’s AIDS foundation” logo from Miley’s picture? Fuckin’ agendas everywhere….

I literally threw a mini fit

The fact that they even touched up the woman in the BACKGROUND of the Selena Gomez pic is crazy.

I’ve said this every time it comes on my dash but please also notice that a lot of the women get photoshopped lighter.

And that´s the reason why nobody should try to be that thin, because that thin doesn´t exist in reality.

THIS IS SO SATISFYING TO LOOK AT I LITERALLY STARED AT THIS FOR LIKE 12 MINUTEs

there’s so much racism here with how they change rihanna’s nose

this is ridiculous and a bit mesmerizing…always remember that this vision of beauty is unattainable.

1 week ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 522,246 notes

fuckmestupid:

FINALLY SOMEONE FUCKING DID IT

1 week ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 300,245 notes

waitrose:

waitrose:

one of my favourite superstitions is this one they have in china where ghosts allegedly can’t turn corners, so in shanghai they built a bridge made entirely of 90° turns to ward off the evil spirits 

i shit you not

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1 week ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 59,427 notes
1 week ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 1,284 notes

rosalarian:

cubebreaker:

TurboRoo, a chihuahua born without its front legs, was given a 3D printed cart made by San Diego firm 3dyn so he could train to be a service dog for disabled children.

I think we could all use these pics today. Golly!

1 week ago on August 17th, 2014 | J | 146,777 notes

teamrocketing:

this is great. just the three of us

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you.. me..

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and this brick wall you built between us

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1 week ago on August 17th, 2014 | J | 121,274 notes