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inothernews:

1927-2014.  Gabriel García Márquez.  Rest in peace.

inothernews:

1927-2014.  Gabriel García Márquez.  Rest in peace.

11 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 5,148 notes

graffitiballs:

hitlersbreastmilk:

imagine if u could hear ur hair growing

hair: goo goo ga ga

me: how cute

6 months later

hair: but moooooom I don’t need to be trimmed

me: fuck u *shaves head*

11 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 211,091 notes
3 days ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 31,229 notes

toastdurr:

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

hELL YES

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4 days ago on April 14th, 2014 | J | 402,692 notes

ifreakinlovebooks:

Best TV show ever.

4 days ago on April 14th, 2014 | J | 244,445 notes

koryos:

koryos:

so i’ve been experimenting with ways to make the axolotls’ feeding less messy and i found these tiny candleholders that looked perfect but

i put food in one for moony and he keeps biting the sides and going all around it and he can’t figure out that the food is INSIDE

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i think he thinks the food is underneath this mysterious new rock HE’S SO FRUSTRATED IT’S THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN HE KEEPS LOOKING AT ME LIKE WTF IS THIS

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UPDATE HE FIGURED IT OUT BLESS HIM

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4 days ago on April 14th, 2014 | J | 92,057 notes

"The truth of it is you were late.  You were late, and you failed to protect her."  

4 days ago on April 14th, 2014 | J | 2,407 notes

adropofred:

comment s’appelle un chien qui vend des médicaments?

un pharmachien

5 days ago on April 13th, 2014 | J | 187,993 notes
5 days ago on April 13th, 2014 | J | 297,759 notes

beauxbatons:

one time in broadway’s lion king the actor playing simba was sick and so were his understudies so they literally called the lead in aida a few blocks away who played simba to come and fill in even though he hadnt played simba in YEARS and he did and the audience never knew and theatre is incredible

5 days ago on April 13th, 2014 | J | 9,348 notes
halcyonstarfish:

Such graceful creatures.

halcyonstarfish:

Such graceful creatures.

5 days ago on April 13th, 2014 | J | 76,655 notes
elsannafondue:

xdominoe:

queenofthesouthernisles:

I just LOVE the animation here. The part with just their hands looks real. And I love the way Gothel’s fingers go from motherly gentle touch to creepy and evil. Beautiful

#I really apprecciate this gif#because when you’re in an abusive relationship often nothing seems wrong until you try to stand up for yourself#that loving pat tranforms into a claw when she defends herself#but really it was a claw all along(via)

someone once said that “you don’t really know someone until you say no to them”

elsannafondue:

xdominoe:

queenofthesouthernisles:

I just LOVE the animation here. The part with just their hands looks real. And I love the way Gothel’s fingers go from motherly gentle touch to creepy and evil. Beautiful

(via)

someone once said that “you don’t really know someone until you say no to them”

5 days ago on April 13th, 2014 | J | 127,994 notes

velvetcrazy13:

Tina’s my spirit animal

5 days ago on April 13th, 2014 | J | 138,005 notes
Audrey Hepburn and Grace Kelly waiting backstage at the RKO Pantages Theatre, during the 28th Annual Academy Awards, 1956.
5 days ago on April 13th, 2014 | J | 34,960 notes

qwarky:

That is so mean

5 days ago on April 13th, 2014 | J | 3,388 notes